Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Get the duck off my page!

Don't you just love autocorrect?

A week ago, someone in one of the local Facebook groups posted this duck.  She'd been trying to write the word "fucking" and autocorrect changed it to "ducking".  So she posted a picture of a pissed off duck to express her annoyance.  I ripped it off because it was funny.

Lately, I'm feeling a bit like a pissed off cartoon duck.  If only I were as cute as this duck is... maybe I'd have cooler friends instead of people like my cousin who want to engage in intellectual masturbation on my Facebook page.  Yesterday, a liberal friend decided to take him on.  Unfortunately, he's kind of the left wing equivalent of my right wing cousin.  So now the two of them are going at it on my page.  It's like really bad porn, complete with fake dicks.

It's like watching this video on repeat.  

Or this...

I don't think we have anything exciting going on today, even though it's a holiday.  Bill is going to grill some stuff.  I will probably do what I do every day.  I hate it when holidays are in the middle of the week.

Right now, I'm watching early episodes of Diff'rent Strokes on YouTube.  I discovered that yet another awesome sitcom is messed up by music licensing rights.  They removed a classic Prince song and replaced it with a generic funk number.  Prince was not all that famous in 1979.

The music used to be "I Wanna Be Your Lover" by Prince.  

Maybe later my head will be together enough to write something coherent.  Or maybe I'll be drunk.

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